If the plane leaves in 11.5 hours to travel 5102.3 miles (8211.4 km), and factoring in 2 layovers of 1.5 and 3.0 hours each, and with an anticipated arrival time of 6:45 am (ART) + 1 day, and 2/3 of the travelers are 99% packed and the other one is at Wal-Mart "getting some stuff," answer the following:
a) will actual smoke emerge from the mother's ears? and
b) will that increase or decrease the likelihood of future frostbite?
Show your work.
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